EEOD
Noone knows what EEOD stands for but they all  know one thing, he is a
deadly swashbuckling hero who allies himself with DOTU.  Oh, and did we
mention how buff this guy is....and that he is a jedi master ninja?

Big Gay Shawn
This is one big, gay dude.  Big Gay Shawn is a drifter who works both sides
of good and evil to get what he needs.

Myrin
This character serves no real purpose other than being the illegitimate lover
of Big Gay Shawn.

Mr. P
The mystery man Mr. P is a bounty hunter who likes to start trouble with his 
space harmonica.  He is only found when there is a profit to be made.

Prince Porky
This is the big bad guy.  He is responsible for everything evil in the universe.
Prince Porky rules over much of the universe and governs it with fear!  He 
leads the Pedifile Space Pirates who are the sworn nemesis of  DOTU!

Tripplenipple
Tri-Nip, once a peace loving being, has been forever scarred in a battle with
DOTU where she lost a nipple!  Down to 3 nipples, Tri-Nip will go to great 
extents to make DOTU pay!

Stealthy Potbellied Sasquash
The Stealthy Potbellied Sasquash is bent on holding the biggest Stellar Pig Roast
in the galaxy - but having been outdone by DOTU he has sworn to destroy her 
by any means necessary.

Blot
Blot is the tempremantal sidekick of the Stealthy Potbellied Sasquash.  He goes
to all of the Stealthy Potbellied Sasquashes Stellar Pig Roasts to make him feel
good.  Blot sectrtly holds the same desires as the Stealthy Potbellied Sasquash
and will wait quietly in the shadows until the time is right to strike.

DSL
The Drunk Singing Lephrichan is usually just drunk and..well...singing.  But
beware his pedifile instincts!

Moxyfophandle
This transvestite is the beautiful princess being held for ransom by Prince Porky.
The problem is Prince Porky's demands are too high so negotions have stopped.
Now, mad at the universe, Moxyfophandle will sleep until s-he is found by a 
sweet Big Gay Shawn....Damn! We revealed a secret plot!

Halfnaked Sweedish Supermodels
Oooh yeah baby!