DOTU: Sticky Situations
 by - EEOD
DOTU defends the galaxy against Prince Porky and the Pedifile Space
 Pirates while Big Gay Shawn and his stool pushin' lover Myrin scavenge
the
 space junkplanets for goods to sell on the black market so they can
afford
 Nair and KY Jelly.  Unbeknownst to Big Gay Shawn and Myrin, the
Sinister 
 Mr. P has other plans for them.
 Meanwhile EEOD is busy as always  trying to fight off the hordes
 of Halfnaked Sweedish Supermodels that worship his every move and 
 would kill eachother just to get a look at this suave supercool buff
dude. 
 A clever distraction by Prince Porky who has hired the dasterdly Tripplenipple 
 to defeat DOTU once and for all in a battle to the finish! A tootsie
pop lickoff!
 It's a battle of the suckers...er...lickers!  DOTU is good with
her toung but
 Tripplenipple is no rookie!  Expect a big turnout fo rthis sticky
event!
 Enter now the Stealthy Potbellied Sasquash and his side kick Blot!
 To everyone's surprize the Stealthy Potbellied Sasquatch plans to poison
 the tootsie pops ridding himself of both DOTU and Tripplenipple so
that he
 may rule the galaxy!  But treachery stalks even the treacherer! 
Sitting quietly,
 waiting for the Stealthy Potbellied Sasquash's plan to work is Blot. 
Blot and 
 his new partner in crime, DSL: the Drunk Singing Lephrichan.
 Will Prince Porkie's efforts pay off?
 Will the Stealthy Potbellied Sasquatch's plan work? 
 Will Blot's treachery make him feel bad?
 Will DOTU defeat Tripplenipple? 
 Will EEOD ever free himself of the curse of the Halfnaked Sweedish
Supermodels?
 Who the HELL is the Sinister Mr. P?
 Will Big Gay Shawn and Myrin ever have friction free love?
 Will DSL remember any of this?
 Find out in the next exciting installment!  |