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DOTU: Sticky Situations
by - EEOD

DOTU defends the galaxy against Prince Porky and the Pedifile Space
Pirates while Big Gay Shawn and his stool pushin' lover Myrin scavenge the
space junkplanets for goods to sell on the black market so they can afford
Nair and KY Jelly.  Unbeknownst to Big Gay Shawn and Myrin, the Sinister 
Mr. P has other plans for them.

Meanwhile EEOD is busy as always  trying to fight off the hordes
of Halfnaked Sweedish Supermodels that worship his every move and 
would kill eachother just to get a look at this suave supercool buff dude. 
A clever distraction by Prince Porky who has hired the dasterdly Tripplenipple 
to defeat DOTU once and for all in a battle to the finish! A tootsie pop lickoff!
It's a battle of the suckers...er...lickers!  DOTU is good with her toung but
Tripplenipple is no rookie!  Expect a big turnout fo rthis sticky event!

Enter now the Stealthy Potbellied Sasquash and his side kick Blot!
To everyone's surprize the Stealthy Potbellied Sasquatch plans to poison
the tootsie pops ridding himself of both DOTU and Tripplenipple so that he
may rule the galaxy!  But treachery stalks even the treacherer!  Sitting quietly,
waiting for the Stealthy Potbellied Sasquash's plan to work is Blot.  Blot and 
his new partner in crime, DSL: the Drunk Singing Lephrichan.

Will Prince Porkie's efforts pay off?
Will the Stealthy Potbellied Sasquatch's plan work? 
Will Blot's treachery make him feel bad?
Will DOTU defeat Tripplenipple? 
Will EEOD ever free himself of the curse of the Halfnaked Sweedish Supermodels?
Who the HELL is the Sinister Mr. P?
Will Big Gay Shawn and Myrin ever have friction free love?
Will DSL remember any of this?

Find out in the next exciting installment!